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Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Black
Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool Anywhere Anytime, and it is a great Ice Breaker at parties or any fun get together. Your friends will be BLOWN AWAY when you coo..
Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Pink
Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool Anywhere Anytime, and it is a great Ice Breaker at parties or any fun get together. Your friends will be BLOWN AWAY when you coo..
Boob Cube Puzzle
An adult twist on the normal rubics cube. Can you match the correct booby pictures...
Boobie Squirt Gun
Boobie water pistol that fires from both nipples, can be used for drink or water.Tested and approved for fun...
Candy Blow Job Practice Willie
This delicious strawberry flavoured, large willie shaped candy is perfect for practising tonsil tingling techniques! This comes in a smart black carton that shows off the impressive size of the willie..
Dick Head Hoopla
Two strap on penis shaped dongs that you wear on your head, and six coloured rings that you try to throw on to said dongs...
Dicky Chug Big Black 20 Ounce Sports Bot...
One sip on big black and youll never go back. 20 oz. black water bottle...
Dicky Chug Big Gulp Purple 16 Ounce Spor...
Enjoy a cold drink with the Dicky Big Gulp Sports Bottle while amusing your friends with this 16 oz penis shaped plastic sports bottle...
Dicky Chug Big Pink 20 Ounce Sports Bott...
Thirsty and amp hot? Need a drink? Just wrap your lips around BIG PINK! 20 oz. pink water bottle...
Duck With A Dick
Enhance someones bathing experience with this adorable rubber duck with a twist or rather a DickMeet Little Duckys little dickiePerfect as a gift to raise a smile on anyones face...
Edible Anus Chocolates
A gift box with 6 chocolate anus to give to that special someone. Made of milk chocolate...
Emogag Heart Eye Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap making it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will! ..
Emogag Laughing Out Loud Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Emogag Mad Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Emogag Nerd Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Emogag Shock Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Emogag Smiley Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Emogag Wink Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap making it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Glow in the Dark Paradice
Glow in the Dark Paradice, sexy dice game for lovers. One die is covered with body position illustrations, the other die names locations to perform the dirty deed. Every roll of the dice adds a little fun and romance to your life. Makes a great anniv..
Honk If Your Horny
Pink and silver horn with Honk If Your Horny printed on it. Just squeeze the bulb to notify your partner you need them...
I Love Cock Mug
This mug says it how it is. There is no avoiding the message it is sending out. Enjoy your hot drink out of this statement I love cock mug..
Inflatable Cock Fighting
Ideal for that all girl party or that stag night we bring you the fabulous Inflatable Cock Fighting, two blow up very large inflatable flesh coloured penises that will have you falling about with laughter as you fight your opponent. The sensational I..
Lix Oral Tongue Vibrator
A mini vibrator exclusively for those with tongue piercings. Made of surgical stainless steal 14 guage, 1.6mm, post...
Mr Party Pecker Inflatable Ring Toss Gam...
Its not a party until someone straps on The Original Mr. Party Pecker. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or girls night out, this blow up boner is worn around the waist and includes three inflatable rings. Take turns trying to sink the rin..
Naughty Willy Ice Cubes
Naughty willy ice cubes pink and purple. 10 Freezer cube for really rude drinks. Ideal for hen nights and ladies nights...
Pink Boob Slippers
Pink coloured slippers made of fur fabric for HIM with boobs on top. Standard size 42 45..
Pink Gloss Bondage Tape
Have lots of fun with our bondage tape. Our Bondage Tape is the most exciting product for the fetish and club wear scene for years. Being 2 inch wide, it bonds, blindfolds, gags, mummifies and ties using a unique self cling property. Easily and painl..
Pink Penis Slippers
Bright Pink slippers with peniss on the front. Fits shoe size Euro 37 - 40, UK 4- 7...
Rude Shaped Egg Fryer
Our rude shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine. Just right for that valentines breakfast. Why not serve up a big willie burger or a sweet penis pancake and set the mood for the day. Erotic and eggciting...
Sex Coupons
20 romantic SEX. Coupons to give to your lover whenever you are feeling generous, and in the mood for hot SEX. Each coupon offers a unique sexual position...
Sex Scratch Cards
Eight sexy scratch cards to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your lover when you feel that it is your GET LUCKY day...
Squirt Ball Boob
Squeeze or squirt!A plastic boob with a hard, permeable squirter nipple. It can be filled with water or other liquids. Can be squeezed and be used as a stress boob or for splashy fun in the bathtub. 7.5 cm. Plastic...
Stress Breasts Tension Reliever
Stress Breast, Instant stress relief when squashed.Tested and approved for instant stress relief...
Stress Willie Tension Reliever
Stress Willie - Instant stress relief and instant karma when squashed, smashed, smacked or crushedTested and approved for instant stress relief...
Strip Mug Female Brunette
A any hot liquid to the mug and watch as her clothes disappear. Hand wash only not dishwasher safe..
Strip Mug Male
A any hot liquid to the mug and watch as his underwear disappears. Hand wash only not dishwasher safe..
TeeZers Sexy Golf Tees
These sexy golf Teezers are guaranteed to give you a stiff shaft. Tastefully designed in the shape of a sexy bikini clad babe, these little ladies are perfect for boys with big woods. If you are a real swinger and you need some help holding your ball..
Thrasher Oral Tongue Vibrator
A mini vibrator exclusively for those of you with tongue piercings. Made of surgical stainless steal 14 gauge, 1.6mm, post...
Touche Body Slide Play Mat
Including in the Body Slide 2000mm x 1600mm and 80ml Body Slide Lubricant The Body Slide is designed for regular massages and for body to body massages. It has inflatable sides, so you cant make a mess. You can use it as often as you like, it is made..
Travel Size Granny Inflatable Love Doll
Youve never had it so old. 26inch high inflatable love doll with vaginal hole for penetration. ideal for stag parties easily portable...
Willy Glasses
Black round rimmed glasses frames with attached bushy eyebrows and a willy for your nose...