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Bachelorette Party Favors 10 Pecker Stra...
At your next party, have your guests wrap their lips around these festive straws. Each straw has a dicky mouth piece that looks so inviting, your guests will be looking for their own dicky straw...
Bachelorette Party Favors 10 Pecker Stra...
At your next party, have your guests wrap their lips around these festive straws. Each straw has a dicky mouth piece that looks so inviting, your guests will be looking for their own dicky straw...
Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Black
Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool Anywhere Anytime, and it is a great Ice Breaker at parties or any fun get together. Your friends will be BLOWN AWAY when you coo..
Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Pink
Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool Anywhere Anytime, and it is a great Ice Breaker at parties or any fun get together. Your friends will be BLOWN AWAY when you coo..
Boobie Squirt Gun
Boobie water pistol that fires from both nipples, can be used for drink or water.Tested and approved for fun...
Candy Blow Job Practice Willie
This delicious strawberry flavoured, large willie shaped candy is perfect for practising tonsil tingling techniques! This comes in a smart black carton that shows off the impressive size of the willie..
Dick Head Hoopla
Two strap on penis shaped dongs that you wear on your head, and six coloured rings that you try to throw on to said dongs...
Dicky Chug Big Black 20 Ounce Sports Bot...
One sip on big black and youll never go back. 20 oz. black water bottle...
Dicky Chug Big Gulp Purple 16 Ounce Spor...
Enjoy a cold drink with the Dicky Big Gulp Sports Bottle while amusing your friends with this 16 oz penis shaped plastic sports bottle...
Dicky Chug Big Pink 20 Ounce Sports Bott...
Thirsty and amp hot? Need a drink? Just wrap your lips around BIG PINK! 20 oz. pink water bottle...
Dicky Chug Glow In The Dark 20 Ounce Spo...
Let the party flow with the Dicky Chug Glow 20 oz. glow in the dark water bottle. Fill it with your favourite drink and get sucking...
Duck With A Dick
Enhance someones bathing experience with this adorable rubber duck with a twist or rather a DickMeet Little Duckys little dickiePerfect as a gift to raise a smile on anyones face...
Edible Anus Chocolates
A gift box with 6 chocolate anus to give to that special someone. Made of milk chocolate...
Emogag Nerd Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Emogag Shock Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Emogag Wink Emoji Ball Gag
Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap making it one size fits most! The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will!..
Glow in the Dark Paradice
Glow in the Dark Paradice, sexy dice game for lovers. One die is covered with body position illustrations, the other die names locations to perform the dirty deed. Every roll of the dice adds a little fun and romance to your life. Makes a great anniv..
Honk If Your Horny
Pink and silver horn with Honk If Your Horny printed on it. Just squeeze the bulb to notify your partner you need them...
Inflatable Cock Fighting
Ideal for that all girl party or that stag night we bring you the fabulous Inflatable Cock Fighting, two blow up very large inflatable flesh coloured penises that will have you falling about with laughter as you fight your opponent. The sensational I..
Lix Oral Tongue Vibrator
A mini vibrator exclusively for those with tongue piercings. Made of surgical stainless steal 14 guage, 1.6mm, post...
Mr Party Pecker Inflatable Ring Toss Gam...
Its not a party until someone straps on The Original Mr. Party Pecker. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or girls night out, this blow up boner is worn around the waist and includes three inflatable rings. Take turns trying to sink the rin..
Pink Balls Soap On A Rope
We've got your back, crack and sack covered with our ballsy soap on a rope. In addition to being hilarious, these soapy nuts will get your nuts fresh and clean, while adding a fun focal point to your bathroom! With its handy loop, your balls are alwa..
Pink Gloss Bondage Tape
Have lots of fun with our bondage tape. Our Bondage Tape is the most exciting product for the fetish and club wear scene for years. Being 2 inch wide, it bonds, blindfolds, gags, mummifies and ties using a unique self cling property. Easily and painl..
Pink Penis Slippers
Bright Pink slippers with peniss on the front. Fits shoe size Euro 37 - 40, UK 4- 7...
Rude Shaped Egg Fryer
Our rude shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine. Just right for that valentines breakfast. Why not serve up a big willie burger or a sweet penis pancake and set the mood for the day. Erotic and eggciting...
Sex Coupons
20 romantic SEX. Coupons to give to your lover whenever you are feeling generous, and in the mood for hot SEX. Each coupon offers a unique sexual position...
Sexy Suds Vagina Shaped Lightly Scented ...
A fun novelty item to liven up your washing and bathing experience!Sexy Suds is good clean fun. With its fine detailing, pleasant scent and gentle ingredients, it's the perfect gift for a hen party, sexy anniversary, or just a fun night in.Meant for ..
Stress Breasts Tension Reliever
Stress Breast, Instant stress relief when squashed.Tested and approved for instant stress relief...
Stress Willie Tension Reliever
Stress Willie - Instant stress relief and instant karma when squashed, smashed, smacked or crushedTested and approved for instant stress relief...
Stressticles Ballbusting Stress Reliever
Getting a bit stressed and fancy squeezing the life out of a pair of testicles. This liquid filled highly stretchy ballbag will ease your tension and make you feel as good as new again...
Strip Mug Female Brunette
A any hot liquid to the mug and watch as her clothes disappear. Hand wash only not dishwasher safe..
The Tuggie Fuzzy Cock Sock
Snuggle up with the fuzzy sock that warms your cock. The original Tuggie is perfect for warming your morning wood, hiding your afternoon boners, and disguising those all day semis. The stylish leopard print Tuggie wraps around your pleasure rod and s..
Thrasher Oral Tongue Vibrator
A mini vibrator exclusively for those of you with tongue piercings. Made of surgical stainless steal 14 gauge, 1.6mm, post...
Touche Body Slide Play Mat
Including in the Body Slide 2000mm x 1600mm and 80ml Body Slide Lubricant The Body Slide is designed for regular massages and for body to body massages. It has inflatable sides, so you cant make a mess. You can use it as often as you like, it is made..
White I Love Cock Mug
This mug says it how it is. There is no avoiding the message it is sending out. Enjoy your hot drink out of this statement I love cock mug!..
Willy Glasses
Black round rimmed glasses frames with attached bushy eyebrows and a willy for your nose...